199030

Joke of the Day

"Because it's funny! What do you call a stripper you pay with noodles? A PASTATUTE!!!"

"A rope walks into a bar And sees someone sitting at the bar reposting this joke. The rope hangs the reposter."

"I started a band called 1023 Megabytes We're pretty good but we haven't gotten a gig yet"

"How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? THAT'S NOT FUNNY!!"

"What do you call a PED for bears? Polaroids."

"I like how Subway sells ""healthy footlong"" sandwiches, as if anything is healthy when you're eating it by the foot."

"Doctor how much time do I have left? Doctor: Ten Ten what? Doctor: Nine"

"I am waiting for the day we have a national scandal involving a gate"

"Shipment of Viagra was stolen from new York harbor The cops are on the lookout for hardened criminals"

"went to a temporary tatoo parlor it wouldn't wash off so I went back to complain but the shop was gone."