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Joke of the Day

"15 men all vying for the chance to fight with one woman: 1. The Bachelorette 2. The American presidential race Samsies."

"What's a terrorists favorite sex toy? A blow up doll!"

"What's the definition of a will? (Come on, it's a dead giveaway!)"

"My boss keeps telling me I've got my thumb up my ass... Considering it's an adult film, I'm not sure if I'm going to get fired."

"Did you hear about the Iranian terrorist who switched off the fans of his stolen helicopter because he couldn't stand the draft?"

"Everything is ""Our Lady"" this & ""Mother Mary"" that. You'd think church people would enjoy Your Mom jokes a lot more."

"""I'd make an awesome president. Give me a problem, any problem."" ""Um, population control?"" ""Kill all the storks. BOOM!"""

"Two terrorists are sittign around a campfire..... when all of a sudden a donkey comes along.. The first terrorist jumps up and shouts "" Look at that ass!"""

"When I get a little tipsy I like to go to a random neighbourhood, knock on the door and say, ""Sarah Connor?""."

"How you can see if a blonde is telling bullshit? Her lips are moving."