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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the Iranian terrorist who switched off the fans of his stolen helicopter because he couldn't stand the draft?"

"Due to steroids, women assume a guy with huge muscles has shriveled testicles. That's why I stay out of shape. The ladies know I'm packing."

"Just managed to download the 'Titanic' soundtrack to my phone, even though some said it was unsyncable."

"My neighbour knocked on my door at 2.30AM Can you believe the nerve of some people? Luckily for him I was still up playing my drums."

"American Dream American is telling a German about the ""American dream"". He asks if they have a German dream? We did, replied the German, but no one really liked it."

"Some of you change your avi like I change my underwear. Every three days."

"Told my co-workers this joke about mandatory meetings. You really had to be there."

"Wanna hear a corny joke? Ethanol"

"What did the young witch say to her mother? Can I have the keys to the broom tonight?"

"How Stevie Wonder looks at his life... 'Rather blind than black'"