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Joke of the Day

"I am a perfect role model... ...for someone who takes ""how much can you fuck up your life?"" As an actual challenge."

"Erectile Dysfunction Nature's way of saying ""No hard feelings""."

"My favourite gymnastics move is the double cheeseburger."

"Here's a new mythological creature for the consideration pile. Taurustaur. Half man, half reliable family sedan."

"What's the difference between a beer and a down syndrome kid? If you end up with a badly poured beer you can blow it's head off."

"Me: come here often? Her: THIS IS MY BEDROOM IM CALLING THE COPS"

"Q: What are 3 two letter words that say small? A: Is it in."

"What do you call a plant getting kidney surgery? A transplant"

"A brazilian, uruguayan and argentinian walk into the bar... ...celona team. GOAAAAAAAAL ! GOAAAAAAAAL ! GOAAAAAAAAL !"

"B2.... or not B2... That might be the number. --Shakespearean Bingo Caller"