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Joke of the Day

"Kanye West hospitalised in Los Angeles. At this difficult time, our thoughts and prayers go out to... ...all the hospital staff."

"A robot had an accident and sustained a head injury. He was a bit upset."

"Why did the emo chicken go across the road? He was afraid to go down the tracks."

"Why did the junkie walk into the pet store? To buy some quack croakaine!"

"Why is Daredevil not a part of the Avengers? Because he doesn't work with Vision"

"What does an 80 year old lesbian taste like? Depends"

"Hoping to get ""till death do us part"" reduced to a 15 year sentence and time served."

"Why didn't Princess Diana have very many friends on Xbox Live? All she does is stay on the dashboard."

"What did the hipster say when a starbucks opened in his neighborhood? ""You can't gentrify this place! I just moved here!"""

"What did the blind man say to his old friend? Ayy, long time no see!"