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Joke of the Day
"What's a specimen? A Spanish astronaut"
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"What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty? A blonde parade!"
"What's yellow on the outside and grey on the inside ? An elephant disguised as a banana !"
"""Hey Evolution, what the fuck?"" - Platypus"
"When I was 15, my dad found my stash of porn magazines. To teach me a lesson, he sat there and made me masturbate to every one."
"If Pluto isn't a planet because it's too small... then do you really have a penis?"
"When you get a bladder infection urine trouble."
"If you get an Otterbox you *should* drop your phone Just in case"
"What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload the truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork."
"I just bought a really expensive car, only to find the reverse gear broken. There's no going back now."