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Joke of the Day

"Sql Query A Sql query walks up to two tables in a restaurant and asks: ""Mind if I join you?"""

"How many friend-zoned guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None - they'll just compliment it and get pissed when it won't screw."

"What's the difference between Mexicans and Jesus? Jesus didn't have tattoos of Mexicans all over *his* body"

"What's similar between a black man and a bicycle? They both stop working when the chain comes off."

"People tend to think I'm a serial killer.... They don't think that for for very long though!"

"WHATS UP!! WHATS UP!!! All the bulimic bitches in the house say ""BLAAARRGGGH!!!"""

"Chef 1: You can't serve cake for breakfast, moms won't allow it. Chef 2: What if we fry it in a pan & pour syrup all over it? 1: GENIUS!"

"Finding a guy to marry who is rich enough to pay off my debt, but not so rich he wants a prenup is, like, so much harder than I anticipated."

"What sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother."

"Welcome to Gullible Victim Club. Lol. I can't believe you showed up. Now gimme your purse or I'll stab you."