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Joke of the Day
"I love to view /r/gonewild albums in reverse and watch lonely women regain their dignity."
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"I put my Grandma on speed dial... I call that instagram!"
"Why do black people eat tootsie rolls with a fork? So they don't bite their fingers"
"I want to get a medical bracelet that says, ""Shy"" so I can I just hold it up during social situations."
"The forecast isn't calling for rain so I'm just going to wash my car to prove the weatherman wrong"
"A man walks into his therapist's office wearing nothing but Saran Wrap.. so the therapist takes one look at the man and says, ""Well, I can clearly see your nuts."""
"I went to the doctor because my eye hurt every time i drank tea. He told me to take the spoon out."
"Why does the army want to only recruit married men? Because they don't want a **single** man lost!"
"A lady friend asked me back to her place to chat about conspiracy theories... Orwell, you know."
"A while back I was walking through the woods and found a body... He must have gotten stuck in a bear trap or something. I never told anyone about it but I came back about a week later and he was dead."