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Joke of the Day

"MRW when I heard about the Super Fine Bros. thing that's going on. [deleted for trademark infringement]"

"According to the Internet: Xbox One - $500. - Weaker hardware. - Mandatory daily check-in. - Requires Kinect. - DRM. PS4 - Cures cancer."

"Two old ladies are sitting on a prk bench when a streaker ran past. One had a stroke. The other couldn't reach."

"Insult Joke P1: Why did the chicken cross the road? P2: Why? P1: To get to the little bitch's house. P1: Knock knock P1: Who's there? P2: The chicken"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? Just kidding I'm not going to be that guy"

"Do you know why donuts have a hole in them? Because the baker made them with love. ^^^^^also ^^^^^why ^^^^^they're ^^^^^glazed"

"If I ask you how you're doing and you say anything more complicated than ""fine,"" we're going to have a problem"

"My dad asked me where the phone was... I said it was calling lost and found"

"What's your ringtone? That's nice, mine's a light shade of brown."

"Order 66 ... If the citizens of Star Wars used Base 66 Numbers, Palpatine would have said: > Execute the Order of Magnitude!"