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Joke of the Day

"The best thing about sex with your sister... ...is that if she gets pregnant, you can just blame your dad."

"I accidentally swallowed some Liquid Paper last night ...Today, I woke up with a massive correction."

"WiFi Wifi went down during family dinner tonight. One kid started talking and I didn't know who he was."

"Girlfriend: No, you hang up... Me: (click)"

"""Omelet you finish."" - Kanyegg West"

"What's got four legs and one arm? A Rottweiler."

"What did the pirate say about the steering wheel in his pants? ""Arrg, it's driving me nuts!"""

"What should I buy for dinner? I see frozen peas are cool this time of year. ..you might say that's a corny joke, but it's really not. It's a pea joke."

"What is the fastest insect in the World? ""Lice"" Why? ... Because it is latching on a running Cheetah."

"What do you call a fake Sony phone? Phony"