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Joke of the Day

"""IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN"" I yell while running in the opposite direction."

"A man is making moonshine. But the machine isn't working. He goes to see his friend Gino. Gino looks at the machine and says ""That's cause it's a still!"""

"There's a reason why we can't hit bitches. That would be animal abuse"

"People find it fascinating I can lift 180kg from the bench. Weird, I thought people found it easy to stand up from park benches."

"*hears a loud noise outside of bedroom door at night* *wife reaches over* ""Honey- WHERE ARE YOU?"" *already locked myself in the bathroom*"

"Facebook likes I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be Nobody so when I see stupid crap people post, I can Like it. And it will say Nobody Likes This."

"religion? um, ha, no. i'm not really into the idea of letting a set of ancient rules dictate my life. plus, pisces aren't usually religious"

"Khal Drogo Weighs in on Episode Leaks by Filmkritter on DeviantArt #OC"

"Imagine a place where you can buy everything related to the Sith and the Dark Side It would be called the Darth Mall... ...and everything would be half off"

"Hey, Dude who flips me off for honking at him in the parking lot, your groceries are on top of your car."