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Joke of the Day

"All these what? Whenever a Jamaican women talks about ""all these terrible shootings"" I'm never sure if they mean gun violence, or footwear accessories."

"What has 3 heads, 2 legs, and 4 arms? The finish line at the Boston Marathon."

"What do you call a 3 humped camel? Pregnant."

"Every good story starts with a strong female character. You know, some heroin."

"What do you call a female accountant? An accountant you sexist fucker."

"How do these people survive"

"How do they know that Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her Head & Shoulders on the dashboard."

"Why did the blond climb over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side."

"Hey! There's no need for name calling... ... You cunt."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bug ! Bug who ? Bug Rodgers !"