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Joke of the Day
"Why do american bears have forelimbs? They have the right to bear arms"
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"Apparently they're making a Middle Eastern version of 'The Flintstones'... ...and while Dubai doesn't like it, Abu Dhabi do."
"Did you hear about the woman who hotboxed her burqa? She got stoned"
"Why should you always finish telling your jokes to David Carradine? He doesn't like to be left hanging."
"What do you call a beach where you go to shoot gorillas and break Islamic law? Haram Bay"
"What is the difference between a gorilla and Michael Jackson? One of them got shot for touching a kid."
"""Grandpa, when did you know grandma was the one?"" When her sister dumped me."
"To all those who received a book from me as a Christmas present - They are due back at the library tomorrow."
"Oh, you said floppy DISK. *pulls pants back up* Yeah, I don't know what that is."
"What kind of sex do boring people have? Banal."