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Joke of the Day

"Ladies and gentlemen, my browsing history... [deleted]"

"there has been a shooting at the Westboro Baptist church... police report 3 dozen cheerful bystanders, yet nobody claims to have seen who did it."

"Why do elephants prefer peanuts to caviar? Because they're easier to get at the ballpark."

"What is the most common kind of martial arts among Germans? Jewjitsu"

"What do you call a white man who never lose in the boxing ring? The referee"

"Why do math textbooks only ever give you one angle in a triangle? Just cos."

"Statistically speaking... 6/7 dwarfs aren't happy."

"Steps to success 1:speak with God 2:??? 3:prophet"

"Hipsters don't sleep with pillows because neither side is cool enough."

"That moment of panic when you accidentally swipe left on Bae while getting food off your phone."