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Joke of the Day

"Places I'd Rather Not Live - Paradox, New York - Crapo, Maryland - Boogertown, North Carolina - Spasticville, Kansas - Hellhole, Idaho - Purgatory, Maine - Girdletree, Maryland - Rabbithash, Kentucky"

"I walked into a male underwear store for a quick second. I had a brief encounter."

"White Anglo-Saxon Protestant's (WASP's) Why did God create W.A.S.P's? Someone has to pay full retail..."

"Why don't blind people skydive? It scares the shit out of their dog!"

"You and I are just different. And by different I mean you're stupid."

"[after tee ball game] Wife: we brought snacks for the kids. Me: [w/ mouthful of food] we did?!"

"Have you heard of the Austrian man Duerf? He was the world's leading reverse psychologist"

"Instead of neutering my dog I just make him wear crocs."

"What do you call a Polish dancer? A stripper"

"When a vegetarian turns into a zombie, what does it eat? Coma patients."