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Joke of the Day
"You and I are just different. And by different I mean you're stupid."
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"How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up."
"What do you call a dead IS fighter WAS fighter."
"I was flipping through the Victoria's Secret catalogue and now I have a craving for ribs."
"What is the difference between a wife and a mistress? About 20kg."
"Rice: for when you're not really hungry but still wanna eat a 1000 of something."
"What did the double hand amputee get for Christmas? I don't know, he hasn't managed to open it yet."
"How many Jews does it take to kill Jesus? You can't kill a myth."
"*puts sunglasses on a watermelon* *punches watermelon* ""WHERE ARE ALL THE DRUGS!"" *slams hands down* ""WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DID THEM ALL?!"""
"Me: Please can you get my iPad in the lounge? 5yr: I think you should poo without it. I just play with my fingers and sing and stuff..."