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Joke of the Day

"How many dyslexics does it change to light a take bulb?"

"Why did the lemon turn green? Because he had lime disease"

"What do you call a girl from Alabama who's faster than her brothers? A virgin"

"Q: Why did the Italian boy want to grow a mustache? A: So he could look like his mama."

"Two condoms walk past a gay bar... One condoms stops and turns to the other: ""Hey. Wanna go in there and get shit-faced?"""

"What's the difference between a Piano and a Fish? You can tune a piano but you can't Tuna Fish!"

"Eventually the entire written English language will be taken over by emoticons. Teenage girls will bring us back to Egyptian hieroglyphs."

"*knocks on donation door Me: I have a donation Salvation Army: Ma'am, once again... you cannot donate your man Me: You have stupid rules!"

"MANAGER: Great news guys, I finally got us a gig BAND: Thank God! Finally! MANAGER: *installing RAM* Yeah it'll make this PC way faster"

"How warm is the inside of a tauntaun? Luke warm"