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Joke of the Day

"I was really disappointed when I watched the films Shaft, XXX, X-Men, In To Deep, Snatch, The Box, Free Willy. None of them were what I expected..."

"Why is it bad that Peyton Manning shilled for Budweiser? Because he clearly owed the win to Miller."

"Did you hear about the guy who lost his left leg and arm in a car crash? He's all right now."

"Patient: ""What do you mean, 10? Doctor: ""I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."" Patient: ""What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"" Doctor: ""Nine."""

"""I haven't accomplished much but I will harshly judge the hard work of others"" -Critics"

"If I had a pound for every girl that told me I was unattractive, they'd eventually find me attractive."

"How do you spot two bffs in prison They finish each other's sentences"

"Just accidentally deleted all my contacts. Best day ever."

"New 10 dollar bill did you hear about the new 10 dollar bill with a women on it ? ... it's only worth $7.70"

"I like my coffee how I like my tea Like my coffee"