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Joke of the Day
"I was raised by my father.. He was schizophrenic, but he was good people."
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"Heading to work this morning there was a car parked on the train tracks, with a bumper sticker that said ""Honk if you love Jesus!"" That train engineer must have REALLY loved Jesus."
"You can never really be alone... Except if you don't have a smart phone."
"Why are black people unable to get a Ph.D.? Because they can't get past their masters."
"I just robbed everyone at a Whole Foods Market, armed with nothing but a bag of gluten."
"Did you know diarrhea is hereditary? It runs through your jeans."
"What is long, hard, and full of seamen? A submarine"
"My skis are like my parents They're drifting apart"
"[At Mexican Restaurant] Me:asks for food to be spicy hot Waitress: how hot? Me: Waitress:my people hot or your people hot"
"So Kim Jong-un is claiming he personally hacked into Sony's servers in retaliation to them broadcasting a spoof interview. Is there no end to this Olympic gold Medallist's talent?"