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Joke of the Day

"What is the worst way to spell Mississippi? Correctly."

"I told her it's been a while. She told me that was fine. It's just like riding a bike. Now she's mad I checked her for proper inflation"

"I like my slaves like I like my coffee... Free"

"Why did the train sound effect album get derailed? The tracks were unfinished."

"I wasn't on the Titanic but my iPhone just dropped to 2% so I think I get the gist."

"""It's ok. This is normal for her."" - How my friends explain me to others."

"Games of thrones has more __ than a __ Incest, Redneck wedding Fill in the blanks with your best joke!"

"I waited for so long at the doctor's office that by the time they called me it was time for my follow-up appointment."

"""Sobbing"" autocorrected to ""throbbing"" and now my attempt at showing my sensitive side has taken a very different direction."

"Why didn't Mario put more toppings on his pizza? Because there wasn't mushroom on it."