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"Non alcoholic beer is like eating out your sister Tastes the same as others, but it just isn't right..."
"Where did little Sarah go after the bombings? Everywhere"
"Honey, I made the news! Apparently that old lady I fought at the library wasn't a ghost"
"My pot never calls the kettle 'black' because I don't buy talking marijuana"
"Awkward penguin http://tinypic.com/R/2lcwja/8"
"Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin looks at the other one and say, ""Oh my god we're gonna die in here!"" The other muffin looks back and says, ""Holy Moly! A talking muffin!"""
"Venus Williams should marry Bruno Mars and become Venus Mars."
"I saw a guy with the word ""Integrity"" tattooed on the back of his leg & ""Inspiration"" on the other. Man, the backs of my legs are slackers"
"How many editors does it take to change a light bulb? Only one but first he has to rewire the entire building."