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Joke of the Day
"Why don't the Chinese have casinos? Because they don't like Tibet"
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"This is why we're screwed. Quotes in the word of your god."
"Penn State has taken down the statue of Joe Paterno. However, they have opted to leave his name on the library, as a reminder to stay quiet."
"What did the doctor say to the angry midget? I'm going to have to ask you to be a little patient."
"I wrote to the Bank: ""My Cheque was returned with remark 'Insufficient funds'. I want to know whether it refers to mine or the Bank?"""
"My wife was so sick this morning... that I had to carry her to the kitchen to make my breakfast."
"A baby boy was born last week with no eyelids. They used his foreskin to graft eyelids. The poor kid is now cockeyed."
"in a way, things are looking up for america... Soon it'll no longer be an obama-nation"
"My school principal is also a mechanic When I asked him about my shaky car, he said it was grounds for suspension."
"Gymnasts used to look tiny and cute, now they look like they'll kick your @ss in a bar fight."