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Joke of the Day
"My wife was so sick this morning... that I had to carry her to the kitchen to make my breakfast."
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"Anyone who says their wedding day was the best day of their life, has never had 2 candy bars fall down at once from a vending machine."
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"Q: What do you call a loaf of bread when you cut off both ends? A: Endless Bread!"
"For his birthday the monster asked for a heavy sweater. So they gave him a sumo wrestler!"
"I'm officially unsubscribing from r/Jokes I'm sick of all the dumb puns, I'm quitting cold turkey Happy Thanksgiving people"
"I got an anonymous letter today. Oh really - who was it from?!"
"What did the Nazi boy say to his sweetheart? I reich you."
"What do you call a terrorist from Paris? A Paririst"
"A roman centurion walks into a bar and orders a martinus. The barkeeper looks at him and says ""mate, don't you mean a martini?"" The centurio answers ""if i wanted a double i would've ordered it!"""