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Joke of the Day
"Alcohol is never the answer, unless the question is being at a party and feeling socially awkward."
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"hey, i'm joking; my sister was never a cutter... you know how hard it is to be a cutter with your hands full of football team?"
"If you're American when you go into the toilet, and Asian when you come out, what are you on the toilet? European!"
"How did the redneck find his sister in the woods? Pretty hot."
"For her birthday, my wife asked for something that went from 0 to 200 in under 6 seconds... I got her a scale."
"What did Patrick Stewart say when he proposed to his wife? Engage."
"If I had known what cleaning a toilet is like with a husband and two sons I would've become a lesbian."
"Cheap date idea: cut open a pack of hotdogs & squeeze the juice over your lover's body then summon a peregrine falcon with your mind."
"I Remember The Guy Who Made Me Smile For The Rest Of My Life He's the reason why I don't do plastic surgery anymore."
"What do you call batman when he skips church? Christian Bale"