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Joke of the Day

"Adult me: I wish I was a kid again. Kid me: I wish I was a dinosaur! RaWr!"

"INTERVIEWER: Where do you see yourself in 5 years? SLOTH: *Points to another part of the building* Around there maybe"

"My name is Frank Ulman; my friends call me F.U. I guess that makes me F.U. the first; so if I have a son, he will be F.U.2"

"Sorry I sprayed bug spray in your face. Those fake eyelashes scared the hell out of me."

"What did the penis say to the condom? **""Cover me! I'm going in!""**"

"What do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot"

"Just checked into hotel in Miami. They have a separate pool for redheaded people. I thought we were past this."

"What's the best way to wipe a computer server? A cloth."

"I demand a binary world. Everything should be black and white. Or not."

"A child was recently forced to write on the chalk board until he died He was sentenced to death"