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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea? I wouldn't pay $200 to have a lentil on my face"

"Dog Teacher: did you finish your homework Dog Student: (still chewing) almost"

"Disappointed the ATM didn't shoot out a burst of confetti to congratulate me for having enough to pull out twenty bucks."

"A man told his friend: ""After 12 years of... ...therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, 'No hablo ingles.'"""

"people: u should smile me: not unless u deposit 2 million dollars in my bank account thanks"

"Did you hear the one about the genius Redditor? No?, and you won't either."

"What do gay cow's eat? Hayyyyyyy"

"You know that you are ghetto when you can fit 110 words into 140 characters."

"Name a country that doesn't have a letter ""A"". JEPEN LOL"

"Have you ever heard a Carthaginian ambulance? Dido, Dido, Dido, Dido, Dido!"