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Joke of the Day

"Fox has cancelled American Idol. From Now on, if I want to listen to bad music, I'll have to listen to Pitbull just like everyone else."

"I wonder if people in 3rd world countries know that we can choose between crushed and regular ice cubes."

"I asked my friend how he can date a fat chick... He says she's grown on him"

"Judging from all the misery and carnage on my newsfeed, I'm assuming it's Monday."

"How many South Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A Brazillian."

"why cant women count to 70 because 69 is a mouth full"

"a joke about pizza On second thoughts it's a bit too cheesy..."

"I hate Ancient Greek History! Fuck the poleis!"

"I added Michael J Fox as a friend on Instagram... He likes every single one of my photos."

"How my girlfriend stay's thin. Wanna know how my girlfriend stays thin? She burns most of her calories jumping to conclusions."