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Joke of the Day
"How much sperm do gay guys have? A buttload"
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"Joined Match.com... And all I got was a lit cigarette"
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"I always keep an old key and a map with random X's all over it in my pocket so that shortly after my death occurs a treasure hunt ensues."
"Jeff: i'm pro gun. Me: i'm anti gun. Greg: i'm vegan. Me: i'm pro gun, now. Jeff, give me your gun."
"Am I the only one who feels bad breaking a family of bananas in half? This is how sensitive and crazy I am."
"Sometimes, I look at the kids of today and think, ""Thank god I'll be dead by the time you grow up."""
"I saw a really funny joke on /r/Jokes a while back Quite a while back actually."
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