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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a french soul singer? Beret White"
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"Knock knock Who's there? Doctor About time! You're already ten!"
"Sex Ed should require them to listen to a crying baby for 5 hours, and to watch the same episode of a cartoon over and over again."
"Imagine if American Waitresses didn't get a wage, but instead had to make do with.. Just the tip!"
"Everything is made in China... Except for babies, they are made in vachina."
"I'm blonde. What's your excuse?"
"Whip me up, Before you Nae Nae Don't leave me hanging on like a Bae Bae"
"How many Dornishmen does it take to shoe a horse? Nine. One to do the shoeing, and eight to lift up the horse!"
"What spell does a Hogwarts student use when they pregnant? fetus deletus!"
"Why do most Vietnamese people seem like male prostitutes? Because they pay for everything with their Dongs"