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Joke of the Day

"[girlfriend talking to me but I can't hear her over crunch of my cereal] ""I think we should see other people"" Yeah sure thing, babe"

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"Tell the punchline first. How do you ruin a joke?"
"If you text me in all CAPS, I will assume we are meeting In the street to fight in the near future."
"[i sweetly pet a wild baby deer in my lap] aww this is so boring"
"How did the sailor stranded on an island with a calendar survive a year? Eating the dates and Sundays."
"Why is the Statue of Liberty hollow? Because she's really French, and the French have no GUTS!"
"Said Jesus to Buddha... ""... You're not taking your self very seriously."""
"What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven"