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Joke of the Day

"Am thinking of watching ""Les Miserables"". Am dying to find out why this dude Les is so sad. If I could just meet this Les guy and cheer him up, he'd be... (wait for it)... less miserable. :P"

"Q: Why was the young bear so spoiled? A: Because his mother ""panda'd"" to his every whim!"

"I started a band called 999 megabytes.... ...we have yet to secure a gig."

"*During an interview* Interviewer: 'So how long were you employed in your last job?' Candidate: 'I'd say my biggest weakness is my listening skills.'"

"My wife said she wanted to do it missionary style, so I forced her to change religions and gave her smallpox."

"[sinking ship] CAPTAIN: dammit RAT: i'm leaving CAPTAIN: i'm staying CAPTAIN'S GOLDFISH: [in fishbowl] i'm excited to see how this plays out"

"Whats a Himalayan's favourite body part? a Nepal....."

"What's the greatest symbol of inequality? ="

"I caught my employee sleeping on my office couch today. I didn't know if I should fire him, or tell him what I did on it last night."

"What do you call it when a stripper gives you a free lap-dance? A pro boner."