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Joke of the Day

"TIFU when my finger tore through toilet paper while wiping. It was the most ass I'd gotten in a while."

"Last night a kid came ""trick or treating"" at my place dressed as Gloria Gaynor. At first I was afraid."

"What's blue and looks like a bucket? A red bucket in disguise."

"A girl asked me if I had AIDS... I said: ""Uh, I don't think you can get that from a goat."""

"Warning, Condoms aren't totally safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and he got hit by a bus."

"Why does bread not have eyebrows? Because it's bread."

"The United Nations is like a black father You know it exists but it's just never there when you need it ."

"OPRAH AND AIRPORT SECURITY Q: Did you hear why Rosie O'Donnell got arrested? A: Airport security lifted up her dress and found 200 pounds of crack."

"May be time to get in shape. Halfway up this flight of stairs and I'm considering setting up base camp and trying again in the morning"

"What is the name of the new game show hosted by Katt Williams? Are You Stronger Than A 7th Grader?"