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Joke of the Day
"One positive of Arnold Palmer's passing... He's six under for the first time in years..."
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"Twilight is like soccer. They run around for 2 hours, nobody scores, and its millions of fans insist you just don't understand."
"People say I'm condescending. That means I talk down to people."
"*walks up to bouncer* ""sorry pal, this is a private country club"" *peeks inside* [everybody's fist pumping hard as heck to kenny chesney]"
"Whats the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex makes your day anal sex makes your hole weak."
"2 eggs were on a frying pan One of them says: ""Gee, it's really hot in here!"" The other egg says: ""HOLY CRAP, A TALKING EGG!"""
"What is a rednecks favorite pie during the holidays? Pump-Kin"
"Mountains ain't just funny... They are hill areas."
"So Kanye had another kid... He named it Wild Wild"
"That moment when you hear a weird noise in the house and you're so lazy you think ""Meh, whatever. I had a good run."""