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Joke of the Day

"What do you call your mom who used to be your dad? A transparent ( )"

"Zombies and I have a lot in common; we both walk around aimlessly looking for something to eat."

"Idiots beating you down Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience."

"What's it called when you have decided to stop eating cold turkey sandwiches?"

"How many Arabs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1.. 2.. 3.. BOOM"

"""The 1st Amendment is a magical shield that protects you from any consequences after publically posting your opinions online."" - idiots"

"I thought I share this gem What is the worse thing you can do to a blind man? .....Leave the plunger in the toilet!"

"Commercial for Twitter dot com: *man yells nonsense out his window* Narrator: Don't you wish there were a better way?"

"What did King Midas say to get peoples attention? Eh you!!"

"Why hasn't anyone invented alcohol that acts as birth control too?"