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Joke of the Day

"would love to see a prequel to Titanic where we see Jack completely unable to climb onto a floating pool toy and we all go ""ahh makes sense"""

"Why do French warships have glass bottoms? So that they can see the rest of their fleet."

"I REALIZED THAT I AM THE VICTIM After ten years of marriage, the wife asks her husband: - Honey, are you by nature a winner or a loser? - Honey, over the years I realized that I am the victim ..."

"Why were the Star Wars made IV, V, VI, I, II, III? Because in charge of distribution, Yoda was."

"sex while camping? Now that's fucking in tents."

"*admires David at the museum* I can't believe a teenage mutant ninja turtle sculpted this"

"Yelp review: Excellent food, friendly service. That said, I did notice a smudge on a window and was forced to set the building on fire"

"A guy walks into a bar... And says, ""Ow."""

"Thanks to Hurricane Sandy, my Facebook feed changed everybody from political analysts to weather people."

"A Roman man walks into a bar and holds up 2 fingers... and says ""5 beers thanks""."