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Joke of the Day
"A guy walks into a bar... And says, ""Ow."""
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"why did the golfer wear two pants? in case he got a hole in one"
"Political correctness has reached the level of absurdity For example, we can't say brown paint. Instead we should say ""please paint that wall, Jose"""
"I think it's cute how my bankruptcy attorney thinks I'm going to pay him!"
"""I've looked everywhere"" to men is really ""I skimmed the floor then opened and shut 3 cabinets"""
"Damn boy! What's your zodiac sign? Bc I think we should make that Sagittariuu into SagittariUS Oh you're a Leo? Le OH ..where are you going?"
"What do you call some who's too pooped to Pope? Ex-Benedict"
"I thought reverse psychology was when you made your therapist cry"
"The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it."
"Why did the artist go to the bakery? For shortening!"