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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between the US and Russian Presidents? US presidents get shot while Russian presidents take shots."

"Why is China a communist country? Because nobody wants to hold an erection."

"Sometimes I look down at my cleavage and I'm like, ""wow!"" ""That's where the rest of that cookie went!"""

"I have earned 800.25 as a male prostitute Too bad each of them paid 0.25"

"Seal walks into a club ..."

"Why is Jeopardy the #1 show in the U.S.? Because Michael Douglas starred in ""Double Jeopardy"" in 1999."

"TIP: Always carry a motorcycle helmet with u. Then u never have to do your hair & u can blame it on safety & the law & stuff. #lifehacks"

"""Don't tell anyone"" = ""Tell 10 people you trust"" right?"

"I get so angry when I see nudity on Reddit... so I have to shake my fist"

"I need Irish jokes, pronto! Just 'cause"