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Joke of the Day
"Shrodingers cat walks in to a bar and doesn't."
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"pretty jealous of bears. they're like, ""well, just ate my entire weight in salmon, now I'm gonna sleep for 6 months. smell ya later, hater"""
"Littlefoot walks into a petting zoo.. He's trying to find Ducky."
"I went on a date with a server... It went down on the first date. Not sure if repost, just a really funny joke I just heard."
"Why does the Little Mermaid wear sea shells? Because D shells are too big and B shells are too small."
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