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Joke of the Day

"How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it."

"What was the gay Swedish guys favorite thing to do? Give Swedish handjobs."

"Why are people still using a dictionary? I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me."

"There are rumors that Robert Pattinson from the ""Twilight"" movies may be the next Indiana Jones. If there is one thing I want with my rugged action heroes, it's a little bit of sparkle!"

"Whats the difference between a cow and 9/11? Americans cant milk a cow for 14 years."

"I'm sick and tired of hearing Jew jokes! Anne Frankly, none of them are even that good."

"A kiss makes your day.... but anal sex makes your hole weak. ( )"

"What type of train can a ginger not ride? A soul train"

"*snail Olympics* How does it feel? ""Well it took 4 years but I finished the marathon"" And how will you prepare for it again tomorrow? ""What"""

"The penis game. Not technically a joke, but it's always fun. Just replace one word of a movie title with the word, ""penis"". Indiana Jones and the Temple of Penises"