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Joke of the Day
"Where do people go for pasta related crimes? A PENNEtentiary!"
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"What does an American call a Canadian Dollar? A quarter."
"Unfortunate man comes back from a war A man was relieved from service after losing his feet. His wife subsequently left him because she was lactose intolerant."
"My brother bought 1000 Japanese cameras. They all go, ""Crick""."
"One night stand I'm not happy about my girlfriends one night stand. I'd really like somewhere to put my phone and spare change when we go to bed."
"""You killed a dude I hate your attitude That's why you're going to jail, Without bail 25 to life Bubba is your new wife."" -Poetic Justice"
"What did the SJW do for Halloween? Went trigger-treating."
"So a Harley Davidson rolls into a bar and the bartender asks what it'd like. RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM"
"How do Chinese people laugh? LMAO ZEDONG!"
"Islam is a religion of piece. There's a piece of you over there, a piece over there, another over there.."