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Joke of the Day
"Where do people go for pasta related crimes? A PENNEtentiary!"
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"Toilet Stolen From Police Station... Cops Have Nothing To Go On"
"/r/Jokes won the International Green Awards! 97% recycled content."
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"Be careful of your thoughts, they may become words at any moment."