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Joke of the Day

"Why was the old Jewish woman afraid her chauffeur got her pregnant? Because they schlepped together."

"You seem like the kind of person who always tried to open the wrong side of the milk carton in grade school."

"Whoever figured out that you can make cake in a mug in under a minute was probably really going through some shit."

"I love spending my Sundays sat watching the F1. My girlfriend thinks I'm going fucking mental though, just sitting there staring at the top left of my keyboard for severalhours at a time."

"What do you call a dog with no legs It doesn't matter. He won't come anyway."

"People say ""life's a journey, not a destination,"" because the destination is death. The journey sucks too. Anyway, to the bride and groom!"

"Why are elephants grey ? So you can tell them from flamingos !"

"42.7 percent of all statistics... ...are made up on the spot."

"Food is like dark humor not every one gets it."

"Why did the Elton John wax dummy get down voted? Because it was fake and gay."