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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone? You can't hear the enzyme"

"Sex is like maths.. Add the bed Subtract the clothes Divide the legs and pray you dont multiply"

"I know you're not supposed to question doctors, but it's weird how my dentist keeps insisting on checking my prostate."

"I don't really like coffee It's just not my cup of tea"

"My friend just fucked his 14 year old escort. So, does anyone here know how to fix a 2002 Ford? It's pretty messed up from the event."

"I don't understand bow ties. What, is your neck a gift?"

"This is your pilot speaking. If you have any requests, please give them to the flight attendant. Anyway, here's Wonderwall."

"That old man reminds me of your puppy... They're both probably going to die within 20 years."

"Tonight at the Who concert As the band started up ""You Better You Bet"", the guy next to me stood up to go get a drink. So I asked him - ""Not a fan of their new album?"""

"The cast of 16 & pregnant are the future cast of 32 & grandparents"