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Joke of the Day

"Parent Tip: don't tell your child ""I'm waiting, I can wait all day if I have to"" unless you've actually cleared your schedule for the day."

"What is a horse's favourite sport? Stable tennis!"

"Treadwell walked into a Biloxi stationery store and asked ""Have you got any invisible ink?"" ""Certainly sir"" said the owner. ""What color?"""

"What do Hillary Clinton supporters and Eminem have in common? When you tell them that you want to see proof, all they can do is tell you about it!"

"How many Trump campaign managers does it take to change a lightbulb? Hopefully not very many because they keep getting fired."

"Why couldn't the hippie reach his tie dyed T-shirt? Because it was Far Out!"

"I used to be addicted to soap.... I'm clean now."

"Minimalism... It's the least you can do."

"How many Chinese men does it take to make a Smartphone? I dunno, ask the Kids."

"How 'done' do you want your burger? I can do ""well-done"" all the way to ""CPR might actually work."""