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Joke of the Day

"I blew a speaker in my car today yea, he was motivational speaker, it left a bad taste in my mouth but I've been feeling a lot more positive ever since."

"Shout out to all the animals that help Disney princesses get shit done."

"Did you hear about the dog that's become the first to officially own pieces of art? He's the first dog to be able to lick his own Pollocks"

"To be honest, Adolf Hitler was a hero... Afterall, he was the one who killed Adolf Hitler."

"What do you call a sad boner? Mourning Wood"

"There are two types of people in this world: Those who need closure..."

"Islamic state claimed responsibility for american presidential elections."

"What do you call a line of iron cats? A Feline..."

"[Fixed] Brace yourself for the shortest and corniest joke in the world kernel"

"Did you hear about the guy who used the door knocker? He won a no bell prize. I'm sorry if this is a repost. I searched but couldn't find anything close."