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Joke of the Day

"Yo mama hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches."

"Crucifixion of Jesus was not an easy task... ... however Romans nailed it."

"What do you call a Mexican knockoff burger restaurant? Carlos Jr."

"How many blood hungry vampires does it take to dress a wound? The answer's irrelevant as they all suck at it anyway."

"I'm so introverted I won't even talk to myself."

"i just thought of a funny line to use in my old age ""when i am having trouble peeing, i look down, and tell my penis to stop being a dick, and get on with it."""

"What's the difference between spider man and superman? peter parker can shoot webs. clark kent."

"How do you make a hotdog with a tree? You fold it"

"I used to care... what people in the adjacent bathroom stalls thought of me, but now, I don't give a shit"

"Zootopia It'll either make your kid more tolerant or turn them into a furry."