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Joke of the Day
"Yo mama hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches."
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"[God Creating Dads] God: Ah, yes. Think I'm done Dads: Hi Done, we're Dads! God: Dads: God: *creates the adjustable thermostat*"
"My friend said after getting his second divorce that he forgot what pussy looks like... But he knows what a cunt looks like"
"What do ford trucks and tampons have in common? Eventually every pussy gets one."
"Which historical invention was the most revolutionary? The wheel :)"
"Parent: Where are you going at this time of the night all dressed up like a slut? Daughter: To the bathroom, I need a new Facebook picture."
"Whats black, white, red and rolls around in a KFC parking lot? Litter that the wind blew out of the trash you racist piece of shit!"
"How many feminists you need to change a lamp? ""That's not funny..."""
"Lovey dovey couples look best when viewed through the scope of a high powered rifle."
"They ran out of bread at the Indian restaurant, but it turned out nobody cared. It was a naan issue."