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Joke of the Day

"How Does Snoop Dogg Do His Laundry? He uses a lot of BLEAYOTCH!"

"I'm sorry CO2, but I'm leaving you you're suffocating me!"

"Chuck Norris can clear 5 lines at once in tetris."

"If you've never baked pot brownies in an Easy Bake Oven... then you've never wrote an apology letter to your sister with an Etch A Sketch."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Che ! Che who ? Che what your made of !"

"Donald Trump if elected President will change the name of his plane Hair Force One"

"The last time I wet the bed... ...I was pretty pissed."

"I was asked by my doctor if mental illness ran in the family... I told him ""I have an aunt who wants to vote for Hillary Clinton"""

"Someone told me my math skills were average. I replied that they were just being mean."

"Swallowing glass is a real pane in the neck."