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Joke of the Day
"How Does Snoop Dogg Do His Laundry? He uses a lot of BLEAYOTCH!"
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"""See? I'm not nothing,"" I thought... ...as the sliding glass doors opened for me :("
"What's a Polar Bear's favourite soup? A laksa."
"Replace someone's MRI with a dancing skeleton gif once, and you'll never be asked to deliver bad news again."
"How do you tell off a toilet? Tell them to eat shit."
"ME: [in santa costume, covered in chimney soot] that was hard. how does santa do it WIFE: well santas not real, hun ME: [drops cookie] WHAT"
"Stephen Harper"
"Some men are born to greatness. Some have greatness thrust upon them. Me? I like waffles."
"I still keep my old Blackberry on me in case I get mugged and the person's like ""HAND ME YOUR PHONE!"""
"All of Donald Trump's wives are foreigners... Turns out there really are jobs American's won't do. Source: Mitt Romney's response to an interviewer's question."