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Joke of the Day
"-1 23 It was delicious."
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"You were probably conceived at home... they say most accidents happen around the household."
"These Black and Mexican jokes have gone too far Once you know Juan, you know Jamal."
"What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? RAWR!"
"Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms."
"My dad worked on the roadwork's for twenty years before he got fired for stealing! At first I didn't believe it... but when I got home all the signs were there"
"What did the deaf, dumb, blind orphan get for Christmas? *Cancer!*"
"Q:Whats worst than getting a penis drawn on your face? A:knowing it was traced"
"If Trump dies in office he won't even admit it. He'll keep tweeting from the grave: ""VERY dishonest coroner's report says I died. Sad!"""
"What does the Queen put on her toast? Maamilade! Tada....... anyone? Anyone? I'll get my coat"