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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a fear of chainsaws? Logic."
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"Me: Anyone else get the feeling their being watched? ... CIA: They're*"
"My date told me I have nice skin. It's not like he's gonna make a mask out of it right? *nervous laugh*"
"Southeast Asia isn't known for their wine. But I'll never say no to a Filipino Grigio"
"Good luck listening to 80's music without imagining my silhouette doing karate poses."
"It's not PC to give your wife a black eye You should really be giving her an african american eye"
"At the South Pole by Anne Tarctic"
"What's red and sits in a corner? A baby with razorblade. What's red and green and sits in a corner? The same baby 3 weeks later."
"A student told the teacher when he grows up he wants power. The teacher replied well your gonna first need to learn algebra..lol"
"I shouldn't be forced to have black friends. I know my whites."