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Joke of the Day
"All my life I've wanted to learn to juggle. I just never had the balls to do it."
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"A women asked her husband, ""What do bees eat?"" The husband replied ""Honey, how should I know?"""
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"If people don't wish to discuss the cruel existential futility of all human endeavour they shouldn't say.. ...Good Morning in the first place."
"What do you get when a clown dies in a desert? Dry Humour."