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Joke of the Day
"All my life I've wanted to learn to juggle. I just never had the balls to do it."
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"What did the vegatable say to the fruit? Turnip"
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"I visited my friend in his flat He told me to make myself at home. So I kicked him out. I hate having visitors"
"I miss the days if you were angry while on the phone, you could slam it down without costing $400!"