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Joke of the Day

"Why do girls... Hang out in odd numbers? Because they can't even!"

"*hires skywriter Will you take me back if I stop wasting our money on frivolous things?"

"What's the bro-iest airport in the US? LAX"

"Why did the Xbox owner cross the road? To fuck your mom."

"If I had a dollar for every time an idea got shot down in the meeting because ""We don't have the budget"", I would finally have the money to execute that idea."

"I went to a nudist casino... ...I lost my shirt at the poker tables."

"I keep telling Redditors ADHD doesn't actually exi..... ....hey look, a birdie!"

"The awkward moment when you've already said ""what?"" three times and still have no idea what the person said, so you just agree"

"Wars would be obsolete if women ruled the world There would just be a bunch of jealous countries who do not talk to eachother."

"s/o to bees for producing food that we can eat. no other bug is generous like that LOVE YOU BEES"